Meri Anarkali – Part I

Kamal hai 38-40 saal ki umar me 5-6 bachche hote hue bhi ek aur bachcha? agar maa itni chudakkad hai to beti kesi hogi, maa par beti nasal par ghodi ! jada nahi to thodi thodi !! ek din jab main bathroom se nikal raha tha to annu apni choti hath me pakde ghumate hue gaana gaate lagbhag teji se andar aa rahi thi, main chali main chali dekho pyaar ki gali ! mujhe roke na koi main chali main chali !! wo apni dhun me thi aur achanak main samne aa gaya to mujhse takra gayi, uske gaal mere hontho ko chhu gaye aur satan bhi sine se chhu kar gaye aur maine uski choti pakadte hue kaha “kaha chali meri annu rani kahi sachmuch sasural to nahi ja rahi thi?” wo sharma kar andar bhag gayi, haye allah kya kayamat hai saali main bhi kitna gadha tha ki itne din is rdx par par dhyan nahi diya, to us din ke baad maine annu ko chodne ka jaal bunna shuru kar diya, annu ne to madhu par pata nahi kya jaddu kar diya tha ki wo use apni choti behen samajhane lagi thi.

Annu bhi lagbhag sare din hamare ghar me madrati rehti thi halaki wo ek do jagha par aur bhi kaam karti thi, madhu ne use apni purani saariyan chappal sut mekeup ka saman aadi dena shuru kar diya aur use apni pehni panty bra aur allam-gallam chije bhi deti rehti thi, annu hamare yaha jhadu pochha bartan safayi kapade aadi sab kaam karti thi aur kabhi kabhi rasoi me bhi madat karti thi, wo to yehi chahti thi ki kisi tarah yahi bani rahe, main shuruwat me jaldi nahi karna chahta tha jab wo drawing room me jhadu lagati to uske ras bhare santre balause ke andar de jhankte saaf dikh jaate the par nippal aur erola nahi dikhte the par uski golaiyon ke hisab se andaja lagana kahai mushkil tha, mera andaja hai ki ek rupaye ke sikke se jada bada uska erola nahi hoga surkh laal ya thoda sa badami aur uski gundi to kamal ki hogi, madhu ke to ab angur ban gaye hai aur chusne me itna maza ab nahi aata pata nahi in ras bhare aamon ko chusne ka moka kab nasib hoga.

Shuru shuru me main jaldbaaji se kaam nahi lena chahta tha kyoki annu is sab se shayad bekhabar thi, aaj shayad usne madhu ki di hui bra pehni thi jo uske liye dhili thi aur jhadu lagate hue jab wo jhuki to maine dekh liya tha, meri najre to bas un kabutaron par tiki reh gayi aur mujhe hosh tab aaya jab mere kaano me aawaj aayi “sahab apne peir uthao mujhe jhadu lagana hai” annu ne jhuke hue hi kaha, “a a ahh haan” maine jhonpte hue kaha, main soch raha tha ki usne mujhe aisa karte hue pakad to nahi liya, lekin uske chehre se aisa kuch nahi laga aur agara aisa hua bhi hota to chalo aagaz ro acha hi hai, mera land to pejame me uchhal kud machane laga tha, maine andar chaddi nahi pehni thi to pejame ki bahar uska ubhar saaf najar aa raha tha, madhu ne usko samjha diya tha ki wo use did bulaya karegi aur mujhe bhaiya, main to soch raha tha ki jab madhu uski didi hui to wo to meri saali hui na aur main uska jija.

Mujhe bhaiya ki jagha saiya nahi to kam se kam jiju to bulaye taaki saali par aadha hak jiju ka ka hota hai mera bhi ho jaye, par main to laddu pura khane me vishwash rakhta hoon par madhu ke hisab se sahab hi kehelwana thik tha main marta kya karta, madhu is samye bathroom me thi kyoki aaj wo akele hi naha rahi thi, koi baat nhi kabhi kabhi akele nahana bhi sehat ke liye achha hota hai, mera anar se baat karne kaaa mud ho aaya “annu ! chai to pila do ek cup” “haan banati hoon” annu ne koyal jesi mithi aawaj me kehte hue meri aur is tarah dekha jese keh rahi ho chai kya pini hai kuch aur bhi pi lo aur wo kamar par hath rakhe khadi thi chai banane nahi gayi, “arre annu aaj tumne ye dhile dhile kapde kyo pehen rakhe hai?” “nahi dhile kaha thik to hai” usne apna kurta niche karte hue kaha, “arre ye bra kitni dhili hai iske strips dikh rahe hai” maine haste hue kaha, “dhat aap bhi”.

Wo sharma gayi !! yaa allah kya ada hai !! “kya maine jhuth kaha?” “wo didi bhi yehi keh rahi thi” wo apni aankhe niche karke boli, “to apne size ki pehna karo na usme tum bahut sundar lagogi” “par hamare paas itne paise kaha hai nayi bra kharidne ke liye?” “koi baat nahi itni si baat main tumhare liye laa dunga m m mera matlab madhu se keh dunga” “par didi paise ??” “are tum paison ki kyo cinta karti ho baad me de dena” maine muskurate hue kaha, mera kutubminar pejame ke andar ufan raha tha aur bahar aane ko machalne laga par maine jaldi se akhbaar god me rakh liya nahi to annu jarur dekh leti aur mere iradon ki bhanak use lag jaati to aagaaj hi khrab ho jata par main to is mamle me pura khiladi hoon, annu rasoi me chali gayi aur madhu abhi bhi bathroom me thi mera mann kiya uske sath naha hi liya jaye, mosam bhi hai moka bhi achha hai aur land bhi kutubminar bana hai.