Meri Anarkali – Part I

Chalo lahor dekhne ki to majburi ho sakti hai par gaand marne me kesi laparwahi, jo aurat gaand nahi marwati wo agle janam me kinnar ya khacchar banti hai aur ambhog nahi kar paati, aap to jante hi hai ki khacchar sambhog nahi kar sakte aur kinner sirf gaand hi marwa sakte hai sambhog nahi kar sakte, ab ye apki upar hai ki agle janam me aap kya banna chahte hai aur upar jakar bahgwan ko kya muh dikhaoge ya dikhaogi, us din anarkali ne to jese banmb hi fod diya maudhu ne bataya ki uske gharwale annu ka agle mahine gona karne wale hai, hey bhagwaan kya jaal me fasi machhali itni jaldi nikal jayegi hath aaya shikaar chhitak jayega, maine madhu se kaha “par anarkali to abhi chhoti hi hai abhi to mushkil se 17-18 ki hui hogi” main janta hoon wo ek sath do do land apni chut aur gaand me lene layak ban gai hai par madhu ke samne to use bachchi hi kehna thik tha,

“Arre aap in logo ki pareshani nahi jante garib ki lugayi har ek ki habhi hoti hai jawan hone se pehle hi muhalle pados aur rishtedaaron ke lode lapad to kya ghar ke log hi unka yon shoshan kar lete hai chacha taau jija fufa yaha tak ki uske sage bhai aur baap bhi kai baar to nahi chhodte” madhu ne bataya” “par anarkali ko koi aisi samasya thode hi hai tum gulabo ko samjhane ki koshish kyo nahi karti?” maine kaha, “tum nahi jante uska baap ek number ka shrabi aur chudakkad hai annu bata rahi thi ki kal uski maasi ghar aayi thi aur uske baapu ne use pakad liya tha maasi ne shor macha kar apne aap ko chhudwaya! annu darr rahi thi ki kahi use hi na..” main to sunkar hi hakka bakka reh gaya, ek aur main anarkali ko chodne ke chakkar laga raha tha aur dusari aur uska baap uski waat lagane par tula hua tha, aga uska gona ho gaya to meri pichhale do mahino ki sari mehnat bekar chali jayegi.

Guruji kehte hai “samye se pehle aur bhagye se jada kabhi nahi milta” pata nahi bhagye ke kab kaha kese kya likha hai, us din shyam ko madhu ne bataya ki uski mummy ki tabiyat thik nahi hai bhaiya ka phone aaya tha wo bhi ja rahe hai aur mujhe bhi jaipur jana padega, ab gawaliar se jaipur koi jada dur to hai nahi maine jhat pat dusre din hi uski train ki tiket confirm kara di, maine office me bhi kisi jaruri kaam se perfect bahana bana diya, usne jaate hue annu ko mera dhyan rakhne ko samjhaya ki kab nashta dena hai khana kab dena hai kya banana hai bas teen chaar dino ki baat hai majburi hai kisi tarah kaat lena, maine mann me bhagwaan ko dhanyawad kiya aur thodi si aasha mann me jaagi ki ab anar ko anarkali banane ka sahi samye aa gaya hai, maine station par use chhodte samye itni badhiya acting ki kese koi premi apni premika see bichhad raha ho, agar dilip kumar us wakt dekh leta to kehta madhumati me uski acting bhi aisi nahi thi.

Madhu ek baar to bol hi padi ki “wese bhai to jaa hi rahe hai tum mere bina itne udaas ho rahe ho to main jana cancle kar doon?” main ghabra gaya ki achhi acting bhi kabhi kabhi mehgi pad jaati hai to maine kaha “arre budha sharir hai aise samye me jana jaruri hota hai kal koi aisi wesi baa ho gayi to hame zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega tum meri chunta chhodo kisi tarah 3-4 din tumhare bina kaat hi lunga par lotne me deri kardi to mujhe jaruri kaam chhod kar bhi tumhe lene aana padega hunny darling !” app to jante hi hai jab mujhe madhu ko goli pilani hoti hai to main use hunny kehta hoon, madhu ne meri aur aise dekha jese main koi shehjada salim hoon aur wo anarkali jo mujhse dur ja rahi hai, wo raat to anarkali ke sapno me hi beet gayi aur subah mujhe anrkali ki mithi aawaj ne jagaya, wo aate hi boli “didi ke pahunchane ka phone aaya kya ??” “kyo hum akele achhe nahi lagte kya?” “ohh wo wo baat nahi..”.

Anarkali thoda jhijhakte hue boli “apke liye chai banaun?” “nahi pehle mere pass betho mujhe tumse kuch jaruri baat karni hai” maine aaj pehli baar use bed par apne pass bithaya, padhte rahiye kyoki kahani abhi jaari rahegi aur meri mail id hai “[email protected]”. Kahani padhne ke baad apne vichar niche comments me jarur likhe, taaki hum apke liye roz aur behtar kamuk kahaniyan pesh kar sake – DK

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