Do Number Ka Badmash – Part III

Main “dekho maine ab tak jitni bhi baate batyi hai kya unme se koi baat galat nikali hai?” nisha “par wo.. wo.. itna mota mere chhote se chhed me.. ohh no.. mujhe darr lagta hai” wo kuchh soch nahi pa rahi thi, “achha chalo ek totka tumhe dikhata hoon agar tumhe sahi lage to thi hai nahi to koi baat nahi gaand marna cancle” maine kaha! nisha “wo kya hai?” doto ab bharatpur lutne ko teyar hone hi wala tha bas 2 mint ki aur deri hai, maine usse kaha ki tim ukdu beth jaao to wo beth gayi, ab maine takiye ke niche se borolin ki tube nikali aur uski ungali par ek matar ke dane jitni cream laga di aur fir use kaha ki tum ise apni muniya ki prosan (gaand par yaar) laga lo to usne aisa hi kiy, ab maine use kaha ki khadi ho jaao to wo khadi ho gayi aur fir maine use beth jane ko kaha aur ek chhota sa shisha jo maine uske laptop beg se nikala tha uski gaand ke chhed par rakh diya aur kaha ki is shishe me apni gaand ki shakal to dekho jitni dur tak cream feli hai.

Agar land ki motayi us ghere jitni ya kam hai to gaand raani ko koi pareshani nahi hogi, cream ka ghera aayodeks ki shishi ke dhakkan jitna tha aur mera land bhi kamobesh utna mota to hai, use to jese vishvash hi nahi ho raha tha “par.. wo.. wo.. nahi mujhe darr lag raha hai suna hai isme karne par bahut dard hota hai” main “achha chalo tumhe dard hoga to nahi karenge ek baar try kerne me kya harj hai?” nisha “par wo.. wo jada dard to nahi hoga na kahi..?” wo kuchh hichkicha rahi thi par mere flow-chart ka program bilkul pakka tha ab to bachna kaha sambhav tha! maine use karwat lekar so jane ko kaha to wo bayi karwat ke bal let gayi aur apni dayi tang ko sikod kar apne sine ki aur kar liya, shayad aap soch rahe honge “gaand marne ka ye konsa aasan hua gaand to kutte aur billi ke pose me hi achhi tarah se maari jati hai?” aap galat soch rahe hai lagta hai apne na gaand marwayi hai aur na hi maari hai.

Pehli gaand chudai badi savdhani se ki jati hai kyoki pehli gaand chudai me ladki ko jada dard nahi hona chahye nahi to baad me ladki kabhi gaand nahi marwayegi, ab main ghutne mod kar uski bayi aur beth gaya aur is tarah se jab main uski gaand me land dalunga to wo aage ki aur nahi khisak payegi, kutiya ya ghodi ke pose me ye mushkil hota hai aur jab bhi aap jhatka lagayenge to ladki aage ki aur khisak jayegi aur land uski gaand se fisal jayega aur 5-6 dhakko ke baad aap bahar hi khalas ho jayenge, ab maine borolin ki tube nikali aur topi khol kar uska muh uski gaand ke chhed par laga kar thoda sa andar kiya, pehle se thodi borolin lagi hone ke kaaran tube ka huh thoda andar chala gaya, ab maine us tube ko jor se bhinch diya “uiii.. jijuuuu gudgudi ho rahi hai” nisha thoda sa chuhki aur wo aage ko sarak hi nahi sakti thi to maine aadhi se jada tube uski gaand me khali kar di.

Ab dhire dhire maine uski gaand ke chhed par malish karni shuru kar di aur isse boroline andar pnghalne lagi thi aur meri ungali uski gaand ke kase hue chhed me bhi aaram se andar jane lagi thi, pyaar se dhire dhire is kaam me koi jaldi nahi karni thi aur main to gaand marne ka pakka khiladi hoon, nisha aahhh.. uuhhh.. karne lagi aur koi 5-6 mint ki ghisayi aur ungali baji se uski gaand teyar ho gayi “ohh.. jiju ab daal do” shabash meri mena yehi to main chahta tha! ab maine veslin ki dibbi uthai aur lagbhag aadhi shishi apne pappu par laga di, apko to pata hai mera supada aage se thoda patla hai gaand marne ke liye ati utam! to maine supade ko uski gaand par laga diya, ahh.. kya mast chhed tha do gol pahadon ke bich ek chhoti si gufa jiska darwaja kabhi band kabhi khul raha tha, nisha ahhh.. uhhh.. ohh.. uiii.. kiye ja rahi thi aur dosto aur saheliyo ab mere antim utpad ki lanching thi.

Agar apko thoda gaand-baji ka shonk hai aur anubhav ho to aap jarur jante honge ki sabse kathin gaand ke chhale ko par karna hota hai par ek baar agar supada us chhale ko paar kar gaya to samjho fateh ho gaya kyoki andar to bas gubare ki tarah khali kua hota hai aur apko bata doon ki land chale jitna bhi bada kyo na ho gaand me jad tak chala jayega bas chhed ka ghera ek baar paar hona chahiye, aap soch rahe honge yaar ek dhakka lagao aur thok do kila! kyo tadpa tahe ho apne land aur bechari gaand ko, kahi apka bhi khada to nahi ho gaya ya fir meri pyaasi pathikao ne apni muniya me ungali karni to shuru nahi kar di! mujhe pakka yakin hai aapki panty jarur gili ho gayi hai! chaho to dekh lo! maine ek ungali uski chut me daal kar andar bahar karni shuru kardi aur ek hath se uski ghundiyan masalni shuru kar di, uska ek baar aur jhadna jaruri tha taaki gaand ke chhed ko paar karwane me use kam se kam dard ho,