Shaadi Ka Invitation Ya Chudai Ka?

Fach, fach, thas-thas, jaisi aawaazon se poora kamra gunjne laga. Hamari chudayi aur mast ho gayi thi. Jyoti ke jhadne se aisa ho raha tha. Fir kuch der aur aisi hi dumdaar chudayi ke baad main jhadne waala tha to maine jyoti se kaha

Main – meri raani, main aane waala hu, kahan chodun apna maal?

Jyoti – bas, tum to keh rahe the ki apna junglipan dikhaoge. Kya hua bas ho gayi?

Main – saali, pichle 30 minute se tujhe lagataar chod raha hu, ab bhi na maal nikalun?

Jyoti – na, mujhe abhi aur chudwana hai.

Main – pehle ye bta ye maal kahan chodun, warna baad me mat bolna ki chut me kyun choda?

Jyoti ne ekdum se furti dikhayi aur mujhe leta kar mere lund ko apne muh me le liya aur chusne lagi. Fir kuch hi der mein main apna maal uske muh me chod diya aur zor-zor se hanfne laga. Jyoti ne mera poora maal pi liya aur mere paas aake let gayi.

Jyoti – haar gaye na tum.

Main – haan baba, main haar gaya. Sach mein tumhari jaisi patakha maal ho to koi nahi jeet sakta.

Jyoti – arey mere raja ji, main to mazak kar rahi hu. Main to khud chahti thi ki tum ruk jao. Par main tumhein naaraz nahi karna chahti thi. Asal mein tum hi jeete ho.

Main – itni pyaari chudayi ke baad to hum dono hi jeet gaye hain. Itna keh kar maine uski breast ko muh me le liya aur chusne laga.

Jyoti – dekho to, fir se shaitani karne lage tum. Mujhe thoda susta lene do fir main niche chali jaungi warna shak ho jayega.

Uske baad jyoti ne mere lund pe haath rakha aur so gayi. Maine ghadi dekhi to 1 – 30 baj raha tha. Maine bhi apni aakhein bandh ki to mujhe bhi jhapki aa gayi. Main ekdum se utha aur dekha to abhi 2 – 30 baj rahe the aur jyoti abhi bhi mere paas hi so rahi thi. Haan bas uski gaand meri taraf thi. Uski gaand dekh kar mera lund fir se tan gaya.

But maine pehle kapde pehne aur dheere se niche ja kar dekh aaya ki kahin meri biwi aur uske pati mein se koi utha to nahi hai? Maine uske kamre mein dekha to deven kharate maar raha tha.Aur apne kamre mein dekha to meri biwi hamare bete ko doodh pila rahi thi.
Usne mujhe dekha aur poochne lagi

She – kahan the aap?

Main – maine kaha to tha ki chhat par ja raha hu. Neeche aaya tha to tum so rahi thi fir socha ki kya uthaun tumhein isiliye upar hi chala gaya sone. Abhi paani peene niche aaya to tumhein jaaga hua dekha. Chalo main bhi yahin so jaata hu ab.

She – nahi aap upar hi so jaiye. Mujhse paani gir gaya hai aapki waali side pe.

Main andar hi andar bahut khush hua aur kaha – arey koi bat nahi so jaunga main.

She – kaisi baat kar rahe hain aap? Aap geele bistar par kaise so sakte hain.

Main – achi baat hai. Main upar hi so jaata hu. But tumhein kuch chahiye to nahi na?

She – nahi kuch nahi chahiye aap jaa kar so jaiye. Aur jaate waqt ye darwaza bhi bandh kar dijiyega.

Maine uske room ka darwaza bandh kiya aur chupke se upar aa gaya. Chhat par kaafi thandi hawa chal rahi thi. Achanak mujhe ek idea aaya.

Maine room ka darwaza khola aur dobara nanga ho kar jyoti se jaa kar chipak gaya. Mera lund to uski gaand dekh kar pehle hi tan gaya tha. Maine uski gaand par apna lund chuaya aur wo jhatke se uth baithi. Fir mujhe dekhkar muskura uthi.

Jyoti – kya baat hai mere raja ji. Neend nahi aa rahi kya?

Main – kya karun meri raani jo itne dino baad mili hai abhi tak uski gaand nahi maari na.

Jyoti – nahi baba, tumhein pta hai na bahut dard hota hai.

Main – arey jaan, maarne do na, kitni der baad to tum mili ho, aur fir dobara pta nahi kab milogi.

Jyoti – kab milungi matlab, agle mahine meri nanad ki shaadi mein nahi aaoge tum kya?

Main – arey aaunga, but tab thodi na ye sab ho payega.

Jyoti – arey tum aao to sahi, main sab intezaam kar dungi.

Main – dekh lo dhokha mat de dena.

Jyoti – nahi dungi baba.

Main – acha chalo na ab maarne bhi do na ye makhmali si gaand.

Jyoti – tum na kabhi nahi sudharoge. Itne ghumaya baat ko magar janaab abhi bhi gaand maarne ke piche pade hue hain.

Main – sirf gaand hi nahi marni hai kuch aur bhi karna hai.

Jyoti – kya?

Maine jyoti ka haath pakda aur us se kaha ki bahar chalo –

Jyoti – ruko kapde pahen lene do.

Main – arey nahi bina kapdo ke hi chalo.

Jyoti – arey paagal ho gaye ho kya? Koi dekh lega to.

Main uth kar room ka darwaza khola aur kaha

Main – yaar bahar koi bhi nahi hoga. Raat ke dhai baj rahe hain. Ghup andhera hai aur waise bhi baaki saare ghar hamara ghar se niche hain to kaise dekhega koi?