Bahu Rangeeli, Sasur Rangeela – Part 1

Kuch log Incest pasand kartein hain, aur kuch log Adultery ki kahaaniya padhna pasand kartein hain. Agar ek kahaani mein dono mil jaayein, aur mile bahut saari sirf gandi chudai toh kya bura hai.

Yeh waisi hi kahaani hai. Yeh ek lekhak ki zubaani hai, aur paatr bahut saare aayenge, shaayad kahaani acchhi na lage, par chudai acchhe lagne ke chances hain.

Yeh kahaani hai Komal aur uske Sasur Nandlal ki. Ismein hero aur heroine sirf sex hain, aur koi paatr nahin.

Ab Komal ke baare mein –

Komal Kanpur ki rehne waali thhi. Baarwi padi thhi woh, par uske pitaji ne aage padhaayi nahin karaayi. Business thha unka aur kaafi paisa bhi. Komal waise bhi padhaai ki taraf aakarshit nahin thhi.

Naukri ka toh gharwaalon ne socha bhi nahin thhi, aur naa hi Komal koi zidd karne waali thhi. 23 ki umar mein, Komal ka badan bhara hua thha. 36 ki chhaati, 26 ki kamar aur 37 ki gaand ho gayi thhi. Kaafi nakhron mein pali thhi Komal. Uska vyavhaar bhi komal hi thha. Uske pita Kishorilal ne apne bachpan ke dost Nandlal ke bete se baat chalaayi.

Nandlal Kanpur ke outskirts pe rehte thhe, unka beta Umesh Mumbai mein pita ka kaarobaar sambhaalta thha. Nandlal ki patni aur Umesh ki maa marr chuki thhi. Nandlal ne hi Umesh ko paala bada kiya thha.

Nandlal – Business man hain Kanpur ke, par ab sab Umesh hi sambhaalta hai, free vichaaron ke well built male hai 48 ki umar mein bhi. Shaadi jaldi ho gayi thhi, aur patni ki maut samay se pehle, Nandlal ke kaafi sapne adhoore reh gaye thhe, joh shaayad ab poore hone waale thhe.

Ramvati – 35 saal

Nandlal ki kaam waali, pakaane waali, maalish karne waali aur housekeeper bhi. Do saal pehle hi Nandlal ke ghar ka hissa bani, aur Nandlal ke bedroom ka bhi.

Manu – 36 saal

Nandlal ka driver, yeh paanch saal se Nandlal ke saath hai. Yeh sab jaanta hai, aur jaise jaise kahaani aage badhegi, aap jaan jaayenge yeh kaisa man chala, free minded aur rangeela insaan hai.

Jamuna – 40 saal

Nandlal ki behen, yeh bhi Kanpur mein apne pati ke saath rehti hai. Nandlal aur iski kahaani bhi badi dilchasp hai.

AB AAGE BADHTEIN HAI –

Komal ko Umesh ke ghar aaye huey ek saal hua thha. Umesh kaarobaar sambhaalta aur Kanpur aur Mumbai mein shuffle karta, Komal Ramvati ke saath ghar ka kaam sambhaalti aur Nandlal thoda bahut hisaab kitaab dekh leta, kabhi club chala jaata kabhi ghar mein hi rehta.

Exercise ka bada shauk thha aur ek gym ghar mein bhi bana liya thha. Komal bhi wahaan kabhi kabhi light exercise kar leti. Komal ghar mein kabhi shalwaar kameez toh kabhi saadi pehenti, aur raat ko maxi.

Pallo shaadi k eek mahine baad hi chhoot gaya thha jab Nandlal ne use mana kiya thha. Woh naye zamaane ki aurat thhi aur Nandlal yeh samajhta thha. Umesh in dino ghar pe hi thha. Abhi Mumbai ka programme bana nahin thha.

Dono baap bete kaafi kareeb thhe, dost jaise. Nandlal ne abhi abhi naashta kiya thha joh Ramvati ne parosa thha, ek dum se Nandlal ko kuch sunaayi diya, Komal aur Umesh ke kamre se. Aawaazein baahar taka a rahi thhi, joh Nandlal aur Ramvati sun rahe thhe.

Komal – Isiliye toh Mumbai mein zyaada samay bitaate ho. Aisa hi thha toh shaadi kyun ki. ?

Umesh – Dost hain hum dono. Iss kea age sochne ki zaroorat nahin.

Komal – Yeh aisi tasveerein nikaalte hai dost.

Umesh – Who ek dost ki party mein kheenchi gayi thhi.

Komal – Theek hai manaao party Mumbai mein. Ab ki baar aane ki jaldi nahin karna. Hum reh lenge.

Nandlal ne Ramvati ka chehra dekha, itne mein Umesh bhi naashta karne aa gaya aur Nandlal ke saamne baittha. Nandlal ne Ramvati ko naashta parosne diya Umesh ko aur use ishaare se wahaan se jaane ko kaha.

Nandlal – Sab theek?

Umesh – Haan babuji. Bas woh Radhika ke baare mein. Aap jaante hain na use. Singh saab ki beti. Free hai thodi si. Komal yunhi.

Nandlal – Bahu ko mana Umesh. Radhika ka chhod. Woh bhi toh shaadi shuda hai. Tu apni shaadi sambhaal. Agar tujhe theek lage toh Komal ko wahin le jaa Mumbai.

Umesh – Babuji aapko pata hai main kabhi Mumbai, kabhi Puna, kabhi Gujarat travel karta hoon. Ek jagah nahin rehta. Komal ko kaise.

Nandlal – Bhai tu jaan aur teri patni. Maine bhi bahut travel kiya hai. Par teri maa ko shikaayat ka mauka kabhi nahin diya.

Umesh – Kaise babuji. Aap ne yeh sab kaise manage kiya. ?

Nandlal – Khuli kitaab ban ke. Kisi din tujhe samjhaaunga. Agar samajh ke meri baat handle kar paaya, toh zindagi mein maza aayega.

Umesh – Main samjha nahin babuji.

Nandlal – Tu naashta kar ke dukaan pe jaa. Raat ko ek ek peeke baat karenge.

Umesh – Pilaayenge aur class bhi lenge meri.

Nandlal – Aise hi samajh. Par mera formula kaamyaab hua thha. Dekhtein hai tera kya hota hai.

Umesh – Theek hai. Raat ko phir class mein miltein hain.

Nandlal aur Umesh muskuraaye. Umesh chala gaya, Nandlal bangle ke baraamde mein paper padhne aa gaye. Kuch der baad Komal wahaan aayi, chup si thhi. Nandlal ne uski taraf dekha.