Makhani Si Bibi Ki Bur (All Three Episodes)

Dosto ki farmish par aaj muje Makha si Bibi ki bur ki tinno part ko phir se ek saath bhejne ka saubhagya mil raha hai. Thank you readers.

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Part 1
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Hi dosto mera naam Vikki hai aur mai antarvasna.com ka regular reader hu. Abhi mai Rajkot, Gujarat me rahta hu. Hum log pandit, brahmin hai aur mai ek Professional Banker hu. Mai abhi 32 saal ka hu aur meri hight 5-6 ki hai. Mera kasrati badan hai aur mere lund ki lambai 5.5 ki hai. Akshar log kahani me apne aur apne lund ke bare me galat baat likhte hai par me kabhi juth nahi likhuga. Jo sahi hai wohi likhuga. Maine apne city ke bare me bhi juth nahi likha. Sab log apni bahen, bua, fufa, bhabhi, ma etc ki juthi kahani kahte hai par me ek dum sacchi kahani batauga. Ha meri shadi ek sidhi sadi ladki ke saath hui hai aur me usko aur wo muje enjoy kar rahe hai. Muje aunty aur experienced sulagti bhabhiya pasand hai. Maine 7 saal se leke 45 saal tak ki aurto ko jam ke choda hai par me kisika ki gopniyta kabhi nahi kholuga jab ki mai bhi ek jimedar banker hu aur meri bhi ek pratistha hai.

Brahmin hone ki vajah se muje jyotish aur desi aushadi ki kafi acchi jankari hai aur yahi jariya bana issi kahani ka. Baat hamare staff member ki hai joki mere boss hai. Wo Karib 35 Saal ke hai. Uska badan ekdum dhila hai aur wo duble patle hai. Woh log UP ke jain family ke hai aur pure din dharma aur karma karte karte duble patle hote gaye hai. Woh saab lagbhag har-roj office me adha ghanta let aate the aur bade saab ki dant sunte they. Woh mere paas ki cabin mai hi bethte hai to saab ki dant sunke wo ekdum nirash hoke cabin me beth te they. Ek din mene kaha kyon yaar aap itne let kyon aate ho taki roj saab ki dant sunte ho.

Wo batane lage yaar muje kamjori feel hoti hai aur me subhah jaldi uth nahi pata. Maine kaha is me kon si badi baat hai. Aap chhuti ke din muje yaad karna mai aap ka problem solve kar dunga. Mai to yeh baat karke bhul gaya tha par Sunday Subah ko 9 baje muje saab ka phone aaya aur kaha vikky agar tum free ho to meere ghar ajao yaar tumne muje kuch kaha tha yaad hai. Muje jat se yaad aaya aur maine kaha ke saab mai 15 minute me pahuchta hu. Ghar Pahuchte hi bell bajaya tu saab ki bibi Mahek ne darwaja khola. Jaisa naam vaisa guun, mai to usse dekh kar hairan aur hakka bakka rah gaya. Ek dum Kamdev ki Rati ke saman 5-5 ki lambai, 36-24-38 ka gadraya badan, geua sa thoda sawla rang. Dhardar naina, Masum chera aur ek dum hirni sa chapalta thi usme.

Usne muskuraka muje kaha “aap vikky ho?” maine jat se ha kaha aur wo muje bade aadar ke saath undar le gai. Saab Sitting room me baithe paper padh rahe the. Ussne bhi muje bade aadar se welcome kiya aur sofe pe bithaya. Saab ka ghar ekdum sunder aur well furnish tha aur kyon na ho ghar me sundar mahek jo thi. Mai saab ki najar chura kar Mahek ko dekh leta, saali light blue sari mai kya gazab ki lag rahi. Wo kitchen se paani lake aayi. Maine paani ka glass lete samay uski naukili ungli ka sparsh le hi liya. Paani pike maine kaha ki saab ab batao kya problem hai aap ke samne ek experienced hakim (Vaid) betha hai. Usne awaz laga kar kaha mahek jara mari medical file to lana jara vikky ise dekhle. Mahek uski file leke aayi to uske chehre pe bhi maine ek nirasha dekhi.

Saab ne kaha yaar maine kahi doctor ko bataya aur kai davaiya li par koi fark nahi padta kyon mahek sahi hai na. Mahek ne bhi jara sankoch ke saath ha kahi aur wo hamare saamne wale sofe pe baith kar ek aash wali nazar se muje file ko padhte huye dekh rahi thi jo maine file padhte hue tirchi nazar se dekh liya. Report me usse complete Azuspemia, Matlab Virya ke kitanu ka sampuna abhav hota hai. Yeh bimari jab kisi ko bachpan me mumps hota hai to ho jati hai phir use bachhe bhi nahi hote. (Meri Kahaniya completely technical aur sacchi rahegi, jise se aap ko bhi kuch rahta aur solution melege). Maine kaha saab mai thodi khul ke baat kar na chatahu agar aap dono ko dikkat na ho? Ussne bataya yaar hum log padhe likhe hai aur isme sarmana kya tum baat kar sakte ho.

Maine kaha aapki saadi ko kitne saal huye? Usne kaha 7 saal, aapko bacche hai kya aur bhabhi kabhi pregnent hui kya? To Mahek ne Nahi kahte huye apni nazar juka li aur unki ankh bhar ayi. Saab bole tum mayush na ho. Vikky accha dost hai aur wo hamara problem solve karne to aya hai. Mahek ne ek aash bari nazar se muje dekha. Phir maine kaha aap ka married life kaisi hai to saab bole yaar yahi to problem hai. Raat ko kafi masakat ke bawjud mai kuch kar nahi pata aur mahek bhi bahot dukhi hai. Mujse uska dukh bhi saha nahi jata. Mai mahek ko bahut chahta hu aur mai uski khusi ke liye har sambhav prayash karuga. Maine kaha hum log jara andar ke kamre me ja sakte hai muje jara aap ko check karna hai? To saab ne kaha Mahek jara main darwaja badh karo hum log bed room me jayege. Saab ne pent aur tea shirt pahna tha. Hum log bed room mei gaye to bhagwan kya bed room tha. Ek bhini si khusboo thi aur mai to madhosh hoke sochne laga ki aise khubsoorat bed room ka kya matlab jab aadmi mai dum na ho. Mai aur saab jaise hi andar gaye ke mahek bhi ghar ka main darwaja badh karke andar ayi. Maine saab ko kaha aapka ling dekhna jara apni pent utaro to wo jat se pent utarne lage par mahek jara sarmai.